This is the worst time of year. Its when mother nature cant make up her mind. Its cold, rainy, windy, bitter, and straight out of some boring Dickens novel.

I started going through some old pictures to boost my dreary spirits...

I am sure you guys are sick of seeing my daughter
Tahiti was the begining of the downfall
Australia...well too much of a good thing when your in the bad is also just as bad
Ohhh whats this...?

yeah thats what I want to be doing...sitting near crystal blue water sunning myself (even though thats the LAST thing I would be doing when the weather is nice and I am near water) without a care in the world

I laugh at people who hate zoos...tell me this animal isnt living THE life...and no sharks or polar bears to worry about...just stupid kids with dots or guys who get in trouble for petting you (yes...I have been going to the zoo long enough and been feeding this seal long enough that he knows me...I come to the side and clap my hands and he instantly comes over...its cute for now until he chomps my hand off...)

Here is to everyone, especially here in Chicago, who is sitting inside because its not just cold out, but REALLY shitty out...you cant take pictures and you are going stir crazy...but as a retarded nonfriend of mine recently reminded me...you need these days to truly appreciate the good ones...otherwise what would be good or bad?

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